The above quote ends a feature on me in The Herald newspaper which ran last Saturday. I don’t remember saying that, but there you go.
It’s not on their website for some reason, but you can read part one here and part two here.
The above quote ends a feature on me in The Herald newspaper which ran last Saturday. I don’t remember saying that, but there you go.
It’s not on their website for some reason, but you can read part one here and part two here.
…OK, two reviews are in. A mixed bag.
First there’s a fantastic review in leading Scottish literary journal Gutter. ‘A gripping page-turner’ no less.
In the interests of balance and fairness (although it’s my website, not sure why I have to be balanced and fair), here’s a snippy review in Time Out. ‘Gratuitous gore and a zippy pace’ they say. OK, then.
More press action soon. Oh yes.
OK, so I’ve written and submitted the next novel after Smokeheads. I know, I know, I’m a fast worker. Anyway, it needs a title. Here’s the blurb for it, and then a list of options. Please let me know which title you think is best.
Novel Four Blurb:
You’re driving. You’re wasted. You hit someone. What do you do next?
Billy Blackmore just landed his first job as a trainee crime reporter for the local Edinburgh paper. Driving home from a party with his girlfriend and brother, all of them drunk and high on stolen pills, they hit someone. In a panic, they drive off.
But trouble hunts them down. Billy has to cover the incident for the paper. Turns out the dead man was Edinburgh’s biggest crime lord. As Billy struggles with what he’s done, he’s sucked into a nightmare of guilt, retribution and violence. He gets involved with the dead man’s widow and psychotic brother, and becomes embroiled in a feud with a rival crime gang, as the police investigation tightens a noose round his neck.
This novel is a pitch-black psychological thriller, a brutal descent into physical and emotional abuse, and a dizzying portrayal of a young man’s freefall towards psychosis.
Title Options:
a) The Radical Road
b) Hit and Run
c) Cover Story
d) None of the above
Feel free to suggest your own. I know that’s asking for trouble, but anyway.
Here’s one for you. Someone at Faber (who understandably wishes to remain anonymous) was watching The Vanessa Show on Channel Five. Like you do. Vanessa was interviewing Amy Chua, that ‘Tiger Mom’ person. Here’s a clip:
Go 11 minutes in or so, and check out the bookshelf behind Ms Chua – a cheeky wee proof copy of Smokeheads sitting there alongside bill Bryson et al. What’s that all about? Not exactly monumental news, but weird, eh no?
Other news – I have a Wikipedia page. Woohoo. It is pretty dry and boring. Just the facts, ma’am.
Oh, and go check out the events page for some new live shenanigans.
OK, a couple more bits of press have popped up in the ether, demonstrating the breadth of modern journalism.
First up is a lengthy feature in The Scottish Review of Books about the latest crop of young Scottish writers. Myself, Rodge Glass, Sophie Cooke, Alan Bissett and Zoe Strachan all talk about books and stuff.
Second is the somewhat less literary GQ magazine, who commissioned me to pick my Top Ten Whiskies.
So, which do you prefer? Several thousand words on the concerns of twenty-first century Scottish literature, or 40-word blurbs on tasty booze? Tricky.
Aye so, some little nuggets of press coverage for Smokeheads. Here is a great piece written by Dave Pollock at The List, in which I suggest my dad made me an alcoholic, and here is a mediocre piece written by me in The Big Issue magazine, about publishing, self-promotion, whisky, books etc. Note the hilariously out-of-date picture of me with long hair.
Other news, I’ve written a thing about my favourite whiskies for GQ magazine, which will be up on their website by the end of the week. I did not take any bribes for mentioning any brands or distilleries, honest.
‘Goddamn, you play a mean banjo.’
Check this out. My mate Ewan Morrison has made this amazing trailer for Smokeheads, due out 3rd March, as it says in the video. He did this off his own back, in his spare time, and it’s fantastic. Deliverance meets Whisky Galore, indeed. The man knows is shit, so he does. I owe him a dram or two.
In other news, I’ve just been asked to write a feature for GQ magazine about my top ten whiskies. Also been interviewed by The Skinny and The List recently, and some other shit I can’t remember right now, cos I’ve had a couple of Aberlours – that won’t make it into the top ten, but it’s a decent gulping whisky.

Hey, I’m performing at Margins Festival. What the hell is Margins Festival? Four days of music and book events at Stereo in Glasgow Thursday 17th – Sunday 20th February. Each event is just £1 a ticket. £1? Really? Yes, really. It’s all been put together by those annoyingly talented young goons at Cargo Publishing.
Click on the link above to see the full line up, it’s pretty impressive. Liz Lochead, Tom Leonard, Ewan Morrison, Alan Bissett and great events hosted by the likes of The Golden Hour and Words Per Minute. I’m appearing on the Saturday night alongside great writers and good friends Rodge Glass and Kirstin Innes. I might be reading from Smokeheads, or a short story, or playing tunes – dunno, haven’t worked it out yet. Whatever, should be a laugh, and it’s just a fucking quid to get in! Shocking value.

OK, so I did a podcast a while back with Ryan van Winkle, the esteemed writer in residence at the Scottish Poetry Library. It was for the UNESCO City of Literature Let’s Get Lyrical campaign, running throughout February. Which is a lot of fun. Anyway, the podcast is up on their site and you can hear it here. It’s half an hour of blether, taking in Adam and the Ants and Motorhead. As I predicted, they edited out the hilarious bit where I told the listeners to all kill themselves. There’s an old Northern Alliance track at the end, if you get that far.
In other press news, I’ve been interviewed by The List and The Skinny, I guess those pieces will appear soon. I’ve also written a first-person thing about me, my book, the state of publishing and other affiliated nonsense for The Big Issue magazine. It’s out today, I think, although I haven’t seen it yet and it’s not online. As for reviews, I got news the other day that one’s coming in Gutter magazine, out at the end of Feb. Fingers crossed, eh?
And, erm, that’s all for now. See ya.
So I’m having a launch party for the new novel, Smokeheads. It’s a highly exclusive affair, which is why I’m posting the invite here on my blog. And setting up a Facebook page. And Tweeting about it. Please do come:
You’ll notice that cheeky little logo near the bottom for Smokehead whisky, who are providing free booze at the event. Very nice of them, and a lovely dram it is too, if I may be so bold.
I should mibbes point out that, hand on heart, I did not name my novel after a whisky so that they would give me freebies. Honest. In fact, I didn’t know about Smokehead until after I’d started writing Smokeheads. I first came across the word on a whisky website forum somewhere, referring to fans of Islay whisky, cos of its peatiness and smokiness, and as soon as I saw the word, bam, I had a title.
So what should I call the next novel – Audi are Great? I Want an iPad? Hmmm.