What I do all day, according to my 7-year-old son

At parents’ evening the other night, we got a look at Aidan’s jotters from class. One of the things he had to do was ‘A Day As…’, imagining the life of someone else. He did me. This is what he wrote, and it’s awesome:

If you can’t read it, here’s a transcript:

9.10.12 a day as dad

hello I am doug and this is what I do I eat brekfast then I get ready for work. I then start writing a new book. Then I go to the book shop and sell soum books and get mouny. Then I go home and have tea. I wash the dishes. Then I get redy for bed and then I go to bed. Tmorow I get the kids redy for scool and nursury. Then I go on and on with my book about a life jotter and then I get the kids home. I have tea and go to bed.

I particularly like ‘Then I go on and on with my book…’, which is how I feel at the moment, halfway through a first draft. And no, I don’t know what a ‘life jotter’ is, but I like the phrase.

I notice he has inherited my stripped-back prose style, while the use of repetition to evoke the workaday nature of existence really makes the existential pointlessness and drudgery of life shine through. Top marks, Big Guy.

Dx, proud dad.

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Here’s my new book cover: GONE AGAIN

Here’s the cover for GONE AGAIN, out exactly four months today. Whatcha think? I REALLY LOVE IT. So there. Published 7th March, 2013 by Faber.

Dx

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The Ossians reviewed by Martin Macauley for [pank]


I love it when one of the earlier books gets a review out of the blue. Here’s a very engaged treatment by Martin Macauley of The Ossians over at [pank]. Macauley namechecks David Lynch, Elmore Leonard and Robert Louis Stevenson. Gotta be happy with that, eh?

Dx

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Not lost in translation

Here’s a wee thing I did a while ago for English PEN that I completely forgot about. Me and some other writers were asked about our favourite books in translation. Very interesting answers across the board.

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I’m on the radio tomorrow morning…

…bright and breezy, on Shereen Nanjiani’s show on Radio Scotland, imaginatively entitled ‘Shereen‘. Show starts at 10am. Perfect morning listening. It’s kind of a profile interview – dunno how they’ll edit it, but I spent a fair bit talking about my hilarious decision to quite my high-paying graduate systems engineer job to become a freelance music journalist back in 1999. Ha!

Hopefully they’ll mention that I’m appearing at St Andrews Literature Live in the afternoon. Did I mention that? That I’m appearing at St Andrews Literature Live tomorrow afternoon? Well I am. 2pm at the Byre Theatre. Do please come, cos I have a feeling it’s gonna be freaking empty.

Love y’all!

Dx

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Look what came in the post today:

Out 7th March 2013, folks. Not final cover, obviously.

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Books I reviewed in September (and some I didn’t manage to)

Aye so, here’s the list (with links, where possible) to all the books I reviewed last month. The best of the bunch was undoubtedly Denis Johnson’s Train Dreams, a strange and hypnotic thing, and definitely one of my books of the year. The review doesn’t seem to be on The Big Issue‘s website, so you’ll just have to take my word for it. Actually, don’t, just buy it and read it, it’s ace.

Attica Locke, The Cutting Season (Serpent’s Tail) – for The Big Issue
Denis Johnson, Train Dreams (Granta) – for The Big Issue
Henning Mankell, The Shadow Girls (Harvill Secker)for Independent on Sunday
Val McDermid, The Vanishing Point (Little Brown)for The Scotsman
David Trilling, Bloody Nasty People (Verso) – for The Herald
Kevin Powers, The Yellow Birds (Sceptre)for The Big Issue
Lydia Cacho, Slavery Inc (Portobello)for The Big Issue
Sebastian Faulks, A Possible Life (Hutchison)for Independent on Sunday
JK Rowling, The Casual Vacancy (Little Brown)for Independent on Sunday

And, once more, here are all the fine, fine books I didn’t get a chance to review, for my sins:

Declan Burke, Slaughter’s Hound (Liberties)
Russel D McLean, Father Confessor (Five Leaves)
John Gordon Sinclair, Seventy Times Seven (Faber)
Michael Chabon, Telegraph Avenue (Fourth Estate)
Linwood Barclay, Trust Your Eyes (Orion)

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Event in St Andrews this Saturday

I haven’t done a book event in a while, so delighted to be heading up to St Andrews this weekend for a gig as part of Waterstones’ Literature Live programme at The Byre Theatre. Details are here. There are loads of great writers appearing – James Robertson, John Burnside, Russel McLean, Stuart McBride, Iain Banks etc. My own event is at 2pm on Saturday 27th. Stick it in the diary, folks!

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I wrote my first ever piece of historical fiction today…

I wrote my first ever piece of historical fiction today and the era was… 1991! Fuck! Yes, that’s history now, I’m so fucking old.

It was based around the ticket above. Where the special guests were Nirvana.

I didn’t enjoy writing it much. Too much thinking about what things used to be like. How can anyone be arsed writing a whole book of historical fiction? Hats off to them.

Dx

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Elsewhere Day – a thing on Wednesday

So, I’m proud to be part of this thing happening on Wednesday. I’m at the Edinburgh leg alongside a fantastic bunch of writers, I think it kicks off at 6pm. Free entry, free wine, free chat. All good. Hopefully see you there, eh?

If you want to know more about the Elsewhere project, and you should, check here.

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