OK, so there’s a brand new short story written by me in today’s Scotsman. It’s called THE FUNERAL CRASHER, a typically cheery wee thing, and they managed to find a miserable picture of me in their archives to go along with it. (Also, as an aside, the photo is outside The Salisbury Arms, which gets a mention in the story, clever.)
Aye so, here it is. Enjoy! Would love to know what you think.
Doug Johnstone 
Very enjoyable, Doug, and suitably dark for this time of year!