Please allow me to point you towards the Faber website, where they have a competition to win a signed copy of Smokeheads and, more impressively, a bottle of Smokehead Extra Black 18 whisky. That’s their special expensive whisky that they never even let me taste. In fact, I would enter the competition if I was allowed. Ho hum.

While you’re here, please also enjoy the fantastic trailer for Smokeheads, created by author and all-round good guy Ewan Morrison:

Please read/drink/view responsibly. Or not.