So, a week today I’m going to be performing at this crazy-assed event in Melbourne. Every year they pick a ‘classic’ album, give a track each to some creative bod for inspiration, and see what happens. And there’s a house band and everything. This year it’s The Doors’ L.A. Woman. I fucking hate The Doors and have written a violent, nasty short story called ‘Mojo Falling’. Come and watch me read it in front of hundreds of avid Doors fans! Awesome! Tickets and shit here.